It's been a while since i've been to the Franklin. It's one of those places that I put in that "late night after a long one at the restaurant" category. A joint that had good food, but better drinks and wine at great prices. A destination that one could hit up after an evening spent serving up the goods to diners and simply, in the parlance of the industry, be taken care of. It was, in my memory, a bar for those who work at a place with a bar. So, when my fiancee wanted to go there for dinner and drinks with one of her best friends who was visiting from New York, I reluctantly agreed. Simply put, I trust the Franklin for late night food and drink satisfaction, not so much for a real dining experience. I was hoping to be proved wrong.
I arrived earlier than the rest of the party, which is usual for me, and after announcing my intent to have a party dining with me, found a pair of seats at the bar. The bartender assigned to my end of the bar, Nathan, was a sweet guy with an interesting and rather relaxed approach to bartending. It almost felt as if he were a stoner who was always surprised that customers were there and wanting anything. However, he was not inattentive. Water glasses were kept full and drinks as well.
I perused the menu and watched the crowd while waiting for the rest of my party to arrive; thinking that the menu had, at some level, moved away from the Franklin of old attitude of comfort food to the new South End pretension menu. This was to be expected, given the people I noticed sitting about eating and drinking. Back when I worked in the South End, most of the folk one would see at the Franklin were either gay or industry. Now, they were pretty much hetero with a few gays tossed in to the mix; a nod to the fact that the South End is rapidly becoming usurped by the straight folk who finally think that the formerly hooker and drug addict filled neighborhood is finally safe enough to move in to.
I decided to order a bottle of Schramsberg Rose sparkling wine; a great little bottle of sparkling from the Napa Valley while waiting. As the wine arrived, my fiancee came in the door and sat down next to me. She tried and liked the wine, so score one for me. One of the cool things about the Franklin is that they have a fair markup policy on wine, much like Silvertone. It makes it easy to grab a good wine at a good price.
While waiting for the third member of our party to arrive, we decided to order the falafel appetizer. It was good, a nice portion of falafel that was well cooked with a good tzatziki filled with chunks of cucumber and a good sized wedge of lemon. We asked for, and got, a little hot sauce that made it even more flavorful.
We were sitting at the bar next to another couple and were thinking that what we would really like to do would be to sit at the bar and eat there. We are, at heart, mainly bar eating types. The couple next to us were actually in the process of leaving and offered to sit at the bar while we awaited our third.
Finally, he arrived and we got our seats at the bar, no small accomplishment on a Friday night around 8pm in the South End. We all looked through the menu and finally decided on our dishes. M. and I both chose the Trout, Leah chose a few apps; Mussels, Scallops and a Fish Taco. I asked to sub a side, I wanted to have asparagus instead of the baby spinach. I find that more often than not, spinach is rarely washed well and I hate biting into something that already mucks with my teeth because of the iron in it and coming upon a cache of grit. I was also worried that they would cook the spinach and I am not a fan of cooked spinach, especially when it's gritty. The bartender told me that the "Chef" doesn't allow substitutions. That really got my goat. It's one of those ego trips that really shows how committed to the guest the Chef really is. Instead of allowing someone to choose their own sides, this guy thinks that he knows so much better than anyone else what belongs on the dish. That is something beyond frustrating and had it not been for the fact that I didn't want to create a scene, I would have left that place without looking back. I absolutely cannot stand it when a Chef has the hubris (or inability to pay attention to stock levels and food costs) to pull that sort of stunt. Instead, I decided to take the dish as presented and ordered one of the only two choices of sides, sugar snap peas.
We wanted all the food delivered at the same time, but the kitchen had different ideas. They shoved the mussels out first as, I guess, a second appetizer. Probably just them screwing up the order. The mussels smelled better than they tasted. A smoky broth, very light, and a side of clarified butter. The broth had a lot of flavor, but there wasn't really that much in the bowl and the mussels were just kinda' there. They were also poorly rinsed and kinda' gritty. Another pet peeve of mine. Mussels are filters and really need to be cleaned well before being served.
Eventually (read: quite too long between courses later), the rest of the food arrived. I couldn't wait to find out how the Chef's vision of the baby spinach was going to make the trout something worth coming back for. The fish was fine, if under-seasoned. The menu inferred that there was to be pancetta in the dish and I was of the opinion that it was part of the fish dish. Turns out, it was added to the baby spinach as a salad of sorts. The spinach salad was primarily shaved fennel which was blanched almost to the point of having the flavor profile of jicama. It was the most generously portioned item of the salad and considering it wasn't even mentioned on the menu, came as a surprise to me. The only thing that ended up making any sense on the dish was the grilled pineapple; which actually seemed rather odd when I read the menu. Of course, it seemed that the kitchen prep didn't include coring the pineapple. So, when the dish arrived, I had to, in a dark restaurant, dig around the core of the pineapple to get the only truly inspiring part of the dish free and onto my fork. The pancetta was almost non-existent; almost a dream of salty meatiness that probably would have helped out the trout. I was really disappointed in the trout overall and really didn't see what the side did to enhance the dish.
Leah ordered a lot of food because I promised to help her out. The fish taco was, to be honest, not a taco at all, it was a quesadilla. I'm guessing that they call it a taco to fool people into ordering it. Greasy fried flour tortilla filled with a lot of queso blanco and the standard chopped salsa fixin's were the only things I really noticed in the dish. I honestly coudn't taste the fish. I also couldn't see it, since the place was so dark. One of the interesting things I learned at a steakhouse I worked at early in my career is that lighting can be used to hide things like overcooked meat and missing ingredients, like the mango, avocado and quite possibly the fish. The "taco" was not a taco at all and even as a quesadilla, it was still nothing that I would ever consider eating again. She also ordered the Scallops, which came with an endive and celery salad with pistachio and grapefruit. One look at them, even in the limited lighting, and one could see that they looked overdone. One taste, and I knew for certain that was the case. The seasoning blend that they had dusted them with had burnt onto the rubbery scallops. I think that Nathan heard me say this to Leah and asked me if everything was okay. Not the type to usually complain, I only mentioned the scallops and not the entire litany of issues that I was having with the food. I can be very matter of fact and told him simply that the scallops were overcooked and tasted burnt. When the dish came back, the scallops were cooked well and tasted fine. The sides... Ah, the sides. I have to say; I didn't have a single side that night that really made the dish better. At best, it didn't make the dish any worse. The actual highlight of the meal for me was the single side that I ordered, the sugar snap peas. It's really sad when something that is so hard to muck up is the only thing that really was good.
In all, if I had a rating system, I would give this meal 5 out of 10 "whateversnappything" and call it a day. During a week that's been filled with average meals, the only thing that really matters is I have had the pleasure of company that can even make average food bearable. As Leah mentioned in her blog, it might be time to start eating in a little more often. I make a mean pasta from scratch.


