Seems, as I was catching up on my reading, I came across this article in Wired pointing out some of the more interesting chemicals that make up Cool Whip. For the record, i'm a little bit disturbed by the crap
that is generally used in most commercially available foodstuffs such as these. I don't do Spam (i'm going to try to avoid linking to that site for the rest of my blogging life. I've had it with that junk...), Hamburger/Tuna/Chicken Helper, Shake and Bake, the list goes on. I like to use actual ingredients when I cook or bake or whatever. However, to be perfectly frank, this is perhaps one of the funniest and simultaneously disturbing list of ingredients that i've been informed of...
Polysorbate 80- Any idea what that is? Sure, click on the link and learn that it is an eye irritant. I guess that means not to put Cool Whip in one's eye. However, it's also an ingredient in some sexual lubricants. For example, K-Y- purified water,
propylene glycol, sorbitol, polysorbate 80, Natrosol 250H, benzoic acid,
methylparaben, and vitamin E. There is soooo much I want to add to this. But i'm pretty sure there isn't anything I could state that someone isn't already thinking.
Sorbitan Monostearate- The fact that this ingredient comes with an admonition to minimize contact and a mention that it's combustible should be enough to deter many folks... The fine chemical engineers at the Cool Whip factory thought, "Hey! Look at this shit! I bet we can use it in Cool Whip to keep it from liquefying!" Some other guy probably realized this stuff is used in hemorrhoid cream and hollered back, "Tony, isn't that the same junk in your tube of Preparation H? You sure we should use this stuff?" I guess he did. It might help with those annoying puffy eye issues. I'm not trying it, though. That polysorbate 80 is an eye irritant.
In short, although it is really easy to take the route of ease and not bother to make things oneself, a little bit of "Screw this, I can do this myself"ness is a good thing. No, one doesn't have to confit duck for cassoulette, however, it's not that difficult to make something like whipped cream. Especially since most of the legwork's already been done. Grab a container of heavy (or whipping) cream, add a little bit of sugar or some other flavoring, beat the shit out of it with a whisk, beater, wooden spoon et viola! Real, honest-to-goodness whipped cream!!!
And for the record, this stuff is far better than that crap out of the water held together and flavored through chemistry...